theme
crime
This Princess Saves Herself;

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Sorry, Blondie. I don't do backstory

that-punny-person:

waywardcastiel:

I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script

that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

You are my hero.

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

crystallized-teardrops:

my problems consist of not having enough money, hating school, people not dating me, hitting post limit and accidentally reblogging the same thing twice in a row

lameborghini:

"points at responsibilities" hey fuck u

colinodonorgasm:

once upon a time meme
(2/2) curses/deaths » the sleeping curse in storybrooke

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

ice bucket challenge: the chrisis